HEY! My name is Sammi, I have a mind and a mouth, and armed with a computer, so expect expression. Enjoy my loves!

 

suspiciousmilk:

does anyone want to be my virtual sugardaddy and buy me things online for literally nothing in return???

Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…

thefuuuucomics:

mcdownies:

crimsonpoppyfields:

thefrogman:

RDJ is 5’ 8½”

Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time

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Chris (6’ 0½”)

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Problem solved.

[spelledjustlikeescape]

I think I just bloody died scrolling down and seeing rdj wearing heels.

always reblog rdj in his hooker heels

“HOOKER HEELS” OMFG HAHAHA

(Source: my-tenerife-sea)

omg-smosh:

IAN STILL DID THE POINTING THING AFTER 9 YEARS

Banner and 1st gif mine. Credit to pimps-of-prom for 2nd.